The black sheep of Fallbrook is back . . . and he’s in for the surprise of his life.
Former bad boy, now-decorated Army Ranger Brody McBride is home and on a mission: Find the woman he never should have left behind and right the wrong he did eight years ago.
When the man she loved broke her heart and skipped town, Rain Evans picked up the pieces. But along with heartbreak, Brody left her something infinitely better than she could have imagined: two beautiful daughters. One she gave birth to, and the other she rescued from the woman who helped destroy her relationship with Brody.
Brody is shocked to discover he’s a father, and he’s more determined than ever to win back Rain and protect his girls. Can they rekindle the love they once shared and become the family they were always meant to be? Or will a danger from their past return and ruin everything?
I have been having a slew of DNF’s lately but The Return of Brody
McDouche McBride broke a world record of DNF’ing in under 40 pages! Usually, I make it at least past the fifty page mark. But I thought I’d list the reasons why I DNF’d Brody McDouche (yes, it really should’ve been named that).
- Secret baby plot: It’s an annoying trope, but I’ll be willing to put up for it if it’s different and the girl doesn’t like give up her entire life for the baby. Doesn’t happen here.
- Double secret baby plot with multiple women knocked up at the same time: Ew, ew, ew.
- Women randomly is able to adopt second child from the Evil Bitch-Slut! character despite having no familiar connection: Maybe it was threw illegal means or something, but generally the adoption goes through blood relatives first when someone’s parental rights are revoked. There was a blood uncle to kid 2 here, so I didn’t get it. This is one of those times you wish you didn’t have some experience in family law.
- Characters having weather and seasonal names: The female MC’s name is Rain her biological daughter’s name is Dawn. Gag reflexes yet. And Dawn’s half sister’s name is Autumn so there’s seasonal, weather, and dish soap names here. It’s annoying it’s obnoxious. And if you have those names I’m sorry, BUT….whatever. Combined its hideous.
- Brody McDouche says that Rain is his woman despite having no contact with her for eight years, and because of that not paying her the requisite amount in child support: Yeah. He’s a McDouche.
- Brody McDouche’s brother is a caring uncle who is also a lawyer that seems to have never told Rain about maybe she should seek child support: Despite the fact Rain is pretty broke because she’s raising two kids as a single mom and doesn’t seem to be making much money, he doesn’t suggest informing McDouche even though McDouche would probably owe her a good chunk of his earnings because um, child support.
- Brody McDouche is rich despite working for the government for eight years: Because being rich is a requisite for a romance novel and somehow being deployed makes you an expert at the stock market or wherever McDouche got his money?!?!?!?!
- Demonization of Roxy (the other woman) being a complete bitch: Never mind it takes two to tango, and Brody McDouche willingly went into Roxy’s bed.
- Rain still dreams about Brody McDouche besides the fact that he abandoned her and she was forced to raise both of his children without child support: ew
- The fact that Brody McDouche is the hero: Enough said.
And that is why I DNF this book.
Simple enough, huh. Sad thing is, that the other titles in this series don’t look that bad. I just, I just don’t know if I want to touch it with a ten foot pole after Brody McDouche.