Chin up, Princess, or the crown will slip.
A theme park princess must put her life back together after her happily ever after falls apart in this contemporary YA romance from Karole Cozzo, author of How to Keep Rolling After a Fall and How to Say I Love You Out Loud.
Everything was supposed to be perfect. Alyssa has a job she loves, working as Cinderella at her favorite theme park; a fantastic group of friends; and a boyfriend who will no longer be long distance. But as the summer progresses, her prince becomes less charming and more distant, and Alyssa’s perfect summer falls apart.
Forced to acknowledge that life is not always a fairy tale, Alyssa starts working to pull her herself back together. Fortunately, she doesn’t have to do it alone. With her friend Miller’s support, she’s determined to prove that she’s more than just a pretty princess. And with his help, maybe she’s finally ready for something better than dreams. Maybe she’s ready for something real.
I will give myself this after nearly five years of consistent blogging (six if you count the sporadic first year) I know when to DNF something. I decided that The Truth About Happily Ever After wasn’t for me after thirty pages.
To be fair, it’s not horrible if you like super saccharine books that you can pretty much figure out the entire plot from the blurb.
In a lot of ways this book reminds me of a Hallmark movie, it’s not going to be anything special but it will entertain you if you’re in the right sort of mood.
I wasn’t in the mood.
To be frank about it, it actually reminded me of one of those Simon Pulse Romantic Comedies I read when I was a teen. Unpredictable fluff that is kind of cornball and cheesy.
So yeah…I gave up.
To be fair, going in I knew it was either going to be hit or miss. With books like this, in order to be successful the voice needs to be great or there needs to be some sort of twist that makes the otherwise mundane story interesting.
With this book there was none. I guess the biggest twist was that the obvious love interest wasn’t classically handsome, BUT honestly that’s not much of a twist if you look at all of the various sitcoms out there where the slightly chubby and average looking guy gets the supermodel wife.
Oh, and the theme park that was pretending it wasn’t Disney World but so obviously was.
But honestly, there are a lot of YA books that take place at various theme parks and I haven’t really found any of them THAT interesting.
Overall Rating: DNF. I only read thirty pages, so I don’t really feel like giving this one a rating. Just know that this one was not for me and unless you like cliche, it’s probably not for you either.