And She Persisted: A Mad Wicked Folly by Sharon Biggs Waller

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Welcome to the world of the fabulously wealthy in London, 1909, where dresses and houses are overwhelmingly opulent, social class means everything, and women are taught to be nothing more than wives and mothers. Into this world comes seventeen-year-old Victoria Darling, who wants only to be an artist—a nearly impossible dream for a girl.

After Vicky poses nude for her illicit art class, she is expelled from her French finishing school. Shamed and scandalized, her parents try to marry her off to the wealthy Edmund Carrick-Humphrey. But Vicky has other things on her mind: her clandestine application to the Royal College of Art; her participation in the suffragette movement; and her growing attraction to a working-class boy who may be her muse—or may be the love of her life. As the world of debutante balls, corsets, and high society obligations closes in around her, Vicky is torn. Just how much is she willing to sacrifice to pursue her dreams?

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This book takes place 107 years ago, but it is ridiculously timely to what’s going on right now.

Because it deals with women’s rights.

I think if anything can be learned from the past few years, is that while women have made it a long way since the time this book took place, we’re hardly in a place where we have equal rights and sexism very much exists.  We have to keep fighting for our rights every single day.

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Case in point, the whole thing that happened with Senator Warren this week.  In fact, Senator Warren has dealt with a lot of flak the gag order in the senate is only the latest one.  During many of these sham cabinet hearings (because the GOP decided to pretty much gut them to where no one could ask adequate amount of questions and then in turn gut the vote because they are smug little assholes) Warren was patronized multiple times and it was just disgusting.  Add the fact that Trump keeps referring to her derogatory as Pocahontas, mocking the fact that she comes from Native American heritage it just makes me angrier.

And I know I’m about to go on a political tirade, but it’s relevant to this review of the book because sexism does exist in this world and this book shows how we as a society have to fight it and combat it.  The reason I loved A Mad Wicked Folly so much is while it is a discussion of the suffragette movement and feminism, it is as much as a coming of age story.

Vicky really develops as a character and that’s refreshing.  The blurb made me think I’d be getting more or less a water downed version of Downton Abbey, but that’s hardly the case.  Sure, there are bits and pieces that I guess you could say were Downton Abbey-ish but I think this was more of a thought provoking book than fluff.  And it honestly, was sort of inspiring.

Honestly, the cover and blurb were sort of a disservice to this book.

I’ll admit, I’ve been a little depressed lately with current events, but this book sort of gave me hope that things could change.  Victoria had the deck stacked against her, but somehow she was able to make her end choices at the end of the book and get what she wants.  That was refreshing.

I also enjoyed reading more about the historical aspects of the period.  Briggs did a great job describing the time period and there were some things I learned about the suffragette movement that I did not know before.  It didn’t feel like she was spoon feeding it to me either, there was something ridiculously organic about the whole thing.

It was also how scary how some of the misogyny that existed in this period is very much prevalent in the present.    The same techniques and objections that were used to keep a woman from voting in the early 1900’s are still used today.  A woman is too emotional.  Her place is at there home or with the family.  That women with ambitions are evil and unnatural.

It’s just sickening.

And it really makes you want to say fuck the patriarchy and kick some ass.

As frustrating as this is though, it also left me feeling hopeful because progress has been made.  A lot of progress.  But we still have a long way to go, but this book gave me hope that anyone can make a difference.  So, that was a plus.

Overall, I highly recommend this read.  It’s thought provoking and relative.  This book exemplifies my reason for resisting.  I am going to fight for that progress that we’ve made in the past and further it again.  And damn right, I’m going to be persistent about it.

Oh, and yeah, fuck the patriarchy.

Overall Rating: An A.

 

Story Sells Not the Art: Wires and Nerve by Marissa Meyer

In her first graphic novel, #1 New York Times and USA Today bestseller Marissa Meyer follows Iko, the beloved android from the Lunar Chronicles, on a dangerous and romantic new adventure — with a little help from Cinder and the Lunar team.

In her first graphic novel, bestselling author Marissa Meyer extends the world of the Lunar Chronicles with a brand-new, action-packed story about Iko, the android with a heart of (mechanized) gold. When rogue packs of wolf-hybrid soldiers threaten the tenuous peace alliance between Earth and Luna, Iko takes it upon herself to hunt down the soldiers’ leader. She is soon working with a handsome royal guard who forces her to question everything she knows about love, loyalty, and her own humanity. With appearances by Cinder and the rest of the Rampion crew, this is a must-have for fans of the bestselling series.

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While I love the original Lunar Chronicle series (though the last book didn’t quite lead up to the expectations I had), I have been weary of its various bonus installments.  The short story series (save for that epilogue) was a bit of an obvious attempt to cash out.  The coloring book-well, all popular YA series are getting one.  And I waited for the spinoff to happen.  Because spinoffs always happened and then Marissa Meyer announced a graphic novel and I inwardly groaned since I have not been a fan of graphic novel YA adaptations in the past.

Only thing is though…this YA graphic novel actually works.

In part because it is new story.  While it doesn’t take place after the epilogue of the series, or even the epilogue of Winter it does take place between the end of the action and epilogue in Winter.  And its location surprisingly works.

I think a lot fit is because the main focus is on Iko who is the best character in the series.

Yes, I said BEST.

And yes, I know Iko was only a side character in the actual series but I love her.  She was great comic relief at the beginning of the series but grew over time as the books progressed and I’m so glad she’s now getting some narration of her own.

I oddly ship the ship in this too, even though I’m not exactly sure how things between those two would work.  But hey, it worked between Vision and the Scarlet Witch-well, for awhile at least.  So…it could work.  Maybe?

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I am not going to think about that though for now.  Instead, I am going to focus on what a fun and quick read this was-I think it took like forty-five minutes tops.  It went by that fast.

One problem I did have was the artwork.  It really was quite hideous to me, at least.  I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but a lot of the characters looked the same to me.  Especially the male characters.  And the wolf hybrid characters were just hideous.

I’m sorry, Holgate, I know your art work might be liked by others but it wasn’t my thing.  Beauty of the beholder and all.  But you did an okay job on Iko and the cover was quite nice if that’s any consolation….

Overall though, I really liked this graphic novel.  I might’ve not have been a huge fan of the art.  But….the story made up for it.  But at the same time, I’m like it is supposed to be a graphic novel so I just don’t know.

Overall Rating: A B+ I’ll definitely be picking up the sequel. Meyer did her part.  I just…the art work is a big fat no.

 

Never Ever Will I Finish This: Never Ever by Sara Saedi

Wylie Dalton didn’t believe in fairy tales or love at first sight.

Then she met a real-life Peter Pan.

When Wylie encounters Phinn—confident, mature, and devastatingly handsome—at a party the night before her brother goes to juvie, she can’t believe how fast she falls for him. And that’s before he shows her how to fly.

Soon Wylie and her brothers find themselves whisked away to a mysterious tropical island off the coast of New York City where nobody ages beyond seventeen and life is a constant party. Wylie’s in heaven: now her brother won’t go to jail and she can escape her over-scheduled life with all its woes and responsibilities—permanently.

But the deeper Wylie falls for Phinn, the more she begins to discover has been kept from her and her brothers. Somebody on the island has been lying to her, but the truth can’t stay hidden forever.

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I DNF’d this book within 40 pages.

It just wasn’t for me.

I am going to bullet point this review and it’s probably going to be really short.  If you want a more thorough review of this book I suggest you check out other reviews because honestly I gave up on it so soon that I don’t even know if this review is worth a shit.

Anyway, here’s the reasons I DNF’d it.

  • Stiff Style: It was one of those hard to connect to styles that just kind of hard to get into.  This might not bother a lot of people, but it bothered me.
  • Another Evil Peter Pan.  At least there’s no sexy Hook (so far) so it’s not a complete Once Upon a Time rip off yet.
  • A MC who gives a rat’s ass about anything else other than her love life even though she claims to care about her family.
  • Note, she treats her family like crap.
  • Usual sullen teenager dealing with divorce trope.
  • Modernization of the characters names from the original because you know you can’t name characters Wendy, John, and Michael anymore.  Wylie, Joshua, and Micha sound better and Phinn sounds better than fucking Peter Pan.
  • Because everyone has a party on a roof top in New York.
  • That whole going into Neverland drug induced scene-yeah, I stopped after that because that was just so stupid.

Like I said, not really a lot to go off of here if you’re really interested in the book, but just for you to know, it didn’t work for me.  It was just really bad and cliche…and when it’s only redeeming feature is not having the obligatory Sexy Hook! (or at least as far as I know, he still might’ve popped in there after the thirty or so pages I read).

Overall Rating: A mother fucking DNF.

Predictable Fluff: All That Glitters by Holly Smale

 

My name is Harriet Manners, and I am still a geek.

Harriet Manners has high hopes for the new school year: she’s a Sixth Former now, and things are going to be different. But with Nat busy falling in love at college and Toby preoccupied with a Top Secret project, Harriet soon discovers that’s not necessarily a good thing…

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If we’re going to be honest about it, this series has gotten a bit pedantic (which seems to be the word of the week, FYI).  The good thing is if  you’re reading it with its publication schedule you’re not going to notice as much the repetition.  The bad thing is if you’re an American who has gotten tired of waiting for these things to be released in the states and decided to just buy them at the Book Depository you’re not exactly going to binge on them as I was planning…

Yeah.

The good thing though, is if the real world is being particularly hellish as it has since Biff stole Doc and Marty’s machine and somehow stole the presidency from HRC Donald Trump has become president (that sounds so wrong) this series can at least buy you some hours of peace at least another Executive Order has been dropped.

Sorry for all the current events references, it has really been hard to read or really  lately.  And really do anything else especially when all this shit has been thrown in your face on a 24/7 basis.  If you follow my Twitter feed you know I’ve been very vocal in my disdain.

Anyway, back to the book.  Its the predictable fluff that is needed right now in this world and I am grateful for that.  Honestly, I will probably be reading a lot of fluff in the coming months.  It’s needed and wanted and this book does the trick.  It’s easy to look past the faults, but they are there and it’s pretty obvious to anyone who has read this series what they are.

Harriet is a stagnent character.  She doesn’t grow, and at this point I don’t expect her too.  Most of the books center around ridiculous misunderstandings that anyone with adequate emotional skills would be able to pick up on but this is Harriet we’re talking about.  So…yeah, don’t expect her to pick up on social cues.

And to be honest, her friends are sort of shitty in this one.   I get that they want to help her, but come on.  They should know that she wasn’t going to exactly take their behavior the way she wanted them too.  And really, at this point…ugh.

The more I think about it, the more I want to pull my hair out.  But again, I don’t hate this book.  It’s sort of like the Princess Diaries series.  Sure, there was a slump in the middle of that series where all I wanted to do was deck Mia, but it didn’t make me hate or stop reading the series and I sort of hope that in the next two full installments there’s some growth with Harriet-again, don’t expect there to be but I still can’t help there is some.

As far as the romance department goes, this installment of Geek Girl is ridiculously light on that as well as the modeling stuff.  I did enjoy the modeling antics though.  I think they’re often some of my favorite parts of the book surprisingly.  Even though they are more or less the same-Harriet going to some exotic location and making a fool of herself.

So yeah, there was nothing surprising or really unprecedented about this particular installment of Geek Girl if it was a more serious series, I’d probably would give it a lower rating.  But as it stands, it did its job in getting to me forget about the crap that’s been going on in this world right now.

Overall Rating: A B- it’s flawed but enjoyable.

Disappointing: Dreadnought by April Daniels

Danny Tozer has a problem: she just inherited the powers of the world’s greatest superhero. Until Dreadnought fell out of the sky and died right in front of her, she was trying to keep people from finding out she’s transgender. But then her second-hand superpowers transformed her body into what she’s always thought it should be. Now there’s no hiding that she’s a girl.

It should be the happiest time of her life, but between her father’s dangerous obsession with curing her girlhood, her best friend suddenly acting like he’s entitled to date her, and the classmate who is secretly a masked vigilante, Danny’s first weeks living in a body that fits her are more difficult and complicated than she could have imagined.

She doesn’t have much time to adjust. Dreadnought’s murderer, a cyborg named Utopia, still haunts the streets of New Port City. If Danny can’t sort through the confusion of coming out, master her powers, and stop Utopia in time, humanity faces extinction.

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Out of all the books I had in my January TBR list, I think I was the most excited for Dreadnought which was a superhero book featuring a trans main character.  That in itself had so much potential and it was an #ownvoices book which made the prospect of it feel even better.  The sad truth of it was, when it came down to it Dreadnought just wasn’t  a good book.  So much, I DNF’d it.

Before I go into my criticisms though I want to praise the book for what it did do right: the premises.

The premises was just awesome.  A trans character being a superhero and fighting crime, talk about empowering.  I had great hopes for this one especially since it’s not often we have a book featuring a non-WASP character that isn’t an “issue” oriented book.

However….well, this book didnt’ focus that much on superheroes.

Mostly it was about Danielle coming out as trans in probably one of the most awful ways possible-her body changes in the first chapter of the story so she’s sort of forced to reveal her true self like it or not.  And unfortunately, pretty much everyone acts like a MAGA asshole.

I kid you not.

Her father is transphobic and her mother is just an enabler.  Which would be fine for the book if there was anyone that Danny could talk too.  But her best friend is a perverted dick and other than a new girl where I think-hope-something might be brewing between those two she really has no one to talk to and it sucks becuase girl needs to have someone to lend an ear too.

And I get it, trans people often are isolated it’s a sad reality which why having books like this is important, but it just angered me so much and I really wanted there to be some mentor or someone else Danny could talk too.  Even a trans support group would be nice.

But nope.

The superhero aspect of the book was extremely weak.  The powers and origin stories are explained in paragraphs at most and there’s really not much to them.  Even fighting crime is sort of boring.  And of course, we get the obligatory asshole superhero transphobic character too.

Really, I would say that a good 80% of the cast in this book were transphobic or pervy.

It is not good.

The vague world building with hodgepodge to non-existent plot made the book hardly enjoyable to the point where I reluctantly DNF’d it.

Which I’m actually sort of upset about because again that premises.

Sigh.  I feel like this book might be interesting enough if you’re not trigger sensitive to extreme bigotry but really everything is only halfway done.  It really would’ve been nice had this book lived up to half of the potential that it had.

Overall Rating: A DNF.

X-Men in the USSR: Sekret by Lindsay Smith

An empty mind is a safe mind.

Yulia knows she must hide her thoughts and control her emotions to survive in Communist Russia. But if she sometimes manipulates the black market traders by reading their thoughts when she touches their skin, so what? Anything to help her survive.

Russia’s powerful spy agency, the KGB, is recruiting young people with mind-reading capabilities for their psychic espionage program. Their mission: protect the Soviet space program from American CIA spies. Why shouldn’t the KGB use any means necessary to make the young psychic cooperate? Anything to beat the American capitalist scum to the moon.

Yulia is a survivor. She won’t be controlled by the KGB, who want to harness her abilities for the State with no regard for her own hopes and dreams. She won’t let handsome Sergei plan her life as a member of elite Soviet society, or allow brooding Valentin to consume her with his dangerous mind and even more dangerous ideas. And she certainly won’t become the next victim of the powerful American spy who can scrub a brain raw—and seems to be targeting Yulia.

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I think a lot of YA authors are obsessed with X-Men.  May it be the comic book, the awesome 90’s cartoon, or the movie series, X-Men themed plots have sort of saturated the YA market first in dystopias, then in fantasies, and now it appears in historical fiction as in the case of Sekret.

Note, I DNF’d Sekret mainly because it had nothing new to add to the YA meets X-Men formula.  Don’t believe me.  Tell me if this seems familiar (this another time I wanted to make a top ten list but had to stop at like eight because I found myself repeating myself) :

  1. A Main Character Who Has Powers She Must Hide: Usually in X-Men YA books they go for the Rouge type.  Meaning, that the character usually  has some sort of power to impediment the relationship-with the Rouge character herself, she couldn’t touch anyone  without drawing off power and a kiss could kill them-if I recall correctly.  Luckily, Yulia isn’t a Rouge wannabe so props for the book on that but she still has a devastating power of being a psychic like Jean Grey so…I think a check mark can be put in this category.
  2. A boarding school or training school for the gifted: Check.  There’s just no bald guy in a wheelchair here to train them.  Just Russian spies with guns.
  3. Other kids with psychic powers.  Check, check, check.  Sort of goes with the school of the gifted trope.  But often these kids because the lead’s team mates and/or love interests.
  4. Powers are viewed as strange in the universe.  Yep, happens here main character is on the run becuase of them.  Only robots don’t capture her like they did with Jubilee in the cartoon series.  Though, I don’t give the robots much credit for catching Jubilee in the cartoon version since she was very easy to spot-I mean, she wears dishwashing gloves as every day wear.
  5. There are evil people with power.  Some work for the government.  The government wants to make sure they have all the people who have powers in check.
  6. People who have powers are in danger of getting killed/maimed/taken by the government.
  7. Did I mention super powers.
  8. Psychic powers are used to find other psychics.  Though to be fair, I don’t think this facility has a Cerebro but still.

Yeah, see an X-Men wannabe.  That’s not exactly a bad thing, BUT (yeah, that but is in all caps for a particular reason) when you add nothing else to the story it gets to be grating and fast.  I mean, I really felt like I was going through the motions with this one.  So much that I just DNF’d it there wasn’t anything interesting that was holding my attention.  Really, despite one brief mention of the Cuba Mission Crisis this book could’ve taken place anywhere.

Which is why I DNF’d it.

Le sigh.

Anyway, if you really like the X-Men formula you might want to read this one.  It didn’t hold my interest, but I could see some people liking it which is why on GoodReads I gave it a two star DNF rating rather than a one star DNF rating.

Anyway, going to watch some reruns of the X-Men cartoon right now.  Righting this has gotten that theme song stuck in my head again.

The TBR Pile: Publishers Wanted You to Forget About How Awful Valentine’s Day Is

First of all, obligatory baby corgi photo.  Yes, my mom and sister got another corgi.  His name is Emory Edison Nelson  and he is very cute and mild mannered and I’m meeting him this month (very excited).  He’s sort of my sister’s dog even though he’s technically my dog’s  since my sister lost her fur baby, Dolly, in December.  It’s been really difficult without Dolly who we sort of fought over who got to have her sleep in their room back when I lived with my parents (even had a custodial agreement worked out), so it’s good to know she has another puppy to cuddle with.  And I mean, look at those eyes.  He is just adorable.

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Anyway, February is one of those months.  Where you look at the preorder list and am like did I order all of this…and yes, yes, you did.  And you’ll probably order more as other people’s TBR list progress and you sort of hate yourself.  Though to be fair, when I reviewed this list I think May is going to be the month that really kills me this year.  Anyway, here’s the books that I’ll be getting in the mail and will (try) to read this month:

Yeah, I’ve seen this summary before-rich folks with magical powers lowering the masses because they have magic powers and live the Downton Abbey life style, but yeah.  Can’t help but want to pick up books like this.

Revenge seeking princess. Sold.

I hope this isn’t cliche.  This one’s a Romeo and Juliet retelling that works in real life issues of the Israeli/ Palestinian conflict.  I have seen some really good fiction in the past that talks about this conflict, there was one movie that we watched in my International Issues course I took in undergrad that really did an excellent  dealing with this conflict and I hope this book is slightly like that.  If it focuses more on the love gunk, I might be less than impressed.  So….yeah, going to either love this one or I might vent.

Because internet fame is something I want to read more about.

Pirates.  Honestly, I’m sort of on the fence about this one because it does seem rather tropey.  I’ll probably be checking out a lot of pre-release reviews before I make up my mind but call me intrigued.

Not really a sports fan, but there are lots of undertones of feminism that have me intrigued.

Another socially relevant YA book.  I’ve had this one of my list for awhile.

I liked but didn’t love the author’s retelling of Snow White last year.  Interested to see what she does with the Rumpelstiltskin tale.  And you can bet your ass I’ll be using Rumple gifs from Once Upon a Time in that review.

I like Armentrout’s stuff as long as it has a plot.  And this one seems to have a doozy of a plot, so I will be checking it out.

This one looks dark and delicious.  I see shades of Labyrinth and Beauty and the Beast in the blurb.

 

Really, This is a Sherlock Retelling: Lock and Mori Mind Games by Heather W Petty

Sherlock Holmes and Miss James “Mori” Moriarty may have closed their first case, but the mystery is far from over in the thrilling sequel to Lock & Mori, perfect for fans of Maureen Johnson and Sherlock.

You know their names. Now discover their beginnings.

Mori’s abusive father is behind bars…and she has never felt less safe. Threatening letters have started appearing on her doorstep, and the police are receiving anonymous tips suggesting that Mori—not her father—is the Regent’s Park killer. To make matters worse, the police are beginning to believe them.

Through it all, Lock—frustrating, brilliant, gorgeous Lock—is by her side. The two of them set out to discover who is framing Mori, but in a city full of suspects, the task is easier said than done. With the clock ticking, Mori will discover just how far she is willing to go to make sure that justice is served, and no one—not even Lock—will be able to stop her.

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FYI, if you read Ellie Marney’s Every series you’ll probably be slightly disappointed with the Lock and Mori series (though there are other reasons to be disappointed in it, that I’ll get to in a bit).  The thing is the Every trilogy is a thing of beauty sort of like the TV show, Sherlock.  The Lock and Mori series in turn reminds me of the CBS series, Elementary. It has some awesome moment, BUT it doesn’t live up to the alternative series and has some major flaws.  It should also be pointed out that, this series takes the whole Sherlock/Moriarty trope that Elementary did so  there’s that.

What did I enjoy: this book is very readable.  Once I had time to actually read it, I think I finished it within a couple of hours.  The plot is not that outrageously hard to follow, but it’s intricate enough to keep you engaged so there’s that as well.

What I didn’t like…well, in hindsight its going to sound like a lot.  BUT the book really wasn’t that bad.  I think what really annoyed me was how unnecessary Sherlock’s presence was.  Hell, this could’ve been about Moriarity’s gradual descent into becoming a sociopath and it would’ve been fine.  Better even.  Trying to include the romance just seems sort of forced, and I’m really over them.  Plus, I really wondered why Sherlock even was in the novel.

I also didn’t care for the characterization of both leads.  They’re supposed to be smart, but man are they dense in this.  And Moriarity is supposed to be a cold hearted SOB.  Even in the last installment she showed more glimpses of darkness than in here than here.  Hell, it was kind of embarrassingly naive both she and Lock were.  I guess Petty wanted to make her more sympathetic by having her face these moral dilemmas that she didn’t necessary agree with, but based off of what we saw in the last book she should’ve been able to hold her own a bit more.

I know that the flaws I pointed out sort of sound like deal breakers and they might be if you want a “purer” retelling.  Here’s the thing though, if I didn’t focus on these aspects that much the book   enjoyed it.  If this was just about a teen from an abusive home and had a boyfriend that was interested in criminology I might’ve found it to be decent.  Especially had the first installment not been released and said MC wasn’t already developing signs of becoming a mastermind sociopath and turned those signs around to being an idiot in this one.

Sigh.

Overall Rating: B-

In Honor of the Women’s March: Ten Iconic (Well, In My Opinion) Feminist Characters

Unfortunately, I live in a city without a Women’s March and the nearest one is about a five hour drive away which didn’t logistically fit with all the IRL obligations that I have.  However, because I am inspired by the many women out there who are marching to show solidarity and voice their feelings that women deserve equal pay, quality health care, etc.  I thought I’d make a list of ten YA characters that I believe are iconic feminists-okay, some are more overt and  gritty nitty feminists than others and I’m sure I missed a few.  But I will tell you that there were a few characters on this list who inspired me to push myself and go into a filled where quite frankly there is a lot of sexism and fight the good fight.

Just for kicks here are a few of my IRL women icons: Hillary Rodham Clinton,  Michelle Obama, Eleanor Roosevelt, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Queen Elizabeth the I, Ida B Wells, Susan B Anthony, Sacagawea,  Marie Curie, Corrie ten Boom,  Elizabeth Warren, Frida Kahlo,  Harriet Tubman, Charlotte Bronte, Jane Austen,  Princess Diana, Harper Lee, Audrey Hepburn,  Meryl Streep,  Meg Cabot, my mother, my sister.  I know there are a lot of heavy hitters on that list, and some people who you’re like why are they on there, and some you’re like who is that…well, I only listed a few.  In fact, I could probably do a post on iconic real women alone.  You’d be surprised when you think about it there are a lot of female role models out there.  Often under looked.  Women’s history really needs to be taught more in the schools, unfortunately with the ignoramus who thinks that grizzly bears are in our schools being nominated as the secretary of education…it looks like it’s a pipe dream at the moment. Still though, the more you look into it there are a lot more female role models than you originally would think of.  And there’s some good fictional ones too which brings me to this list:

10) Elle Woods (from the movie, Legally Blonde)

Yep, she was going to get on this list.  She actually really helped me get through last year’s bar prep for Louisiana.  I really didn’t have any support where I was living so watching that movie (well, having it on for background noise), listening to the broadway soundtrack-over and over again-throughout the study process helped with that stress.  Also, the movie though exaggerated in part did prepare me for some of the more unsavory parts of the legal community.

Hard truth being a lady lawyer can suck.  Your faced with sexism often for both genders.  I experienced this very early on in law school because my Mac was covered with a pink hard case-big whoop dee doo, it was pink.  I like pink it doesn’t make me a dumb person, it’s just who I am but some yahoo laughed and was like there’s always one “Elle” in the class.  Well, honestly when the dick said that I smiled and acted like it didn’t bother me and I just thought in  my head everyone underestimated Elle Woods and look how she turned out at the end of the movie.

Honestly though, showing that you can overcome people’s perspectives of yourself isn’t the only thing that I got from Legally Blonde, it’s being true to yourself.  While it’s true I probably wouldn’t wear some of the outfits Elle wore to court, she didn’t try to change herself in order to fit such a rigid community.  And that’s something I try to take in with me to my practice.  Yes, I am going to be a professional and follow the guidelines that my profession has for me, but am I going to change myself to  satisfy the dick who made that remark about my Mac’s cover.

Hell no.

9) Mia Thermopolis (The Princess Diaries series by Meg Cabot):

In my brief mention of IRL superheroes, you might’ve saw that I stated Meg Cabot’s name.  That’s because in some ways Meg was the first person to really introduce me to feminism through her books.  I actually wrote an essay for my senior project in high school over female empowerment and Mia was one of the characters I used to show how feminism has evolved into what it is today.  While Mia was privilege (okay, ridiculously privilege) she has to struggle with making several choices throughout the series that requires her to embrace the power that she has.  In particular, I think the latter books of the series show this-which I really wish were out when I wrote that essay back in high school because I would’ve had a lot more things to quote.

8)  Cinder (The Lunar Chronicles series by Marissa Meyer):

She’s a princess, lead a revolution, and can pretty much fix any machine.  At this moment we definietly need a Cinder to defeat that Queen Levana wannabe.

7) Nancy Drew (The Nancy Drew Series and its various incarnations by Carolyn Keene):

Because she was solving mysteries long before you were alive.  And she has been an enduring symbol of lady  power so to speak.  Seriously though, Nancy has been around and she has evolved with teh times.  What I really like is that her stories are all about the mystery, not about boys (even though she is in a realtionship with a very cardboard character named Ned, should dump him for the delectable Frank Hardy but I digress) with Nancy its always about the mystery.

6) Jane Eyre:

Another pick from that high school  essay.  I actually picked up Jane Eyre because of The Princess Diaries (it was referenced a whole lot in that book) thinking I’d enjoy the romance aspects of the book.  However, when I read the book the romance was the thing that I LEAST loved about the book.  Jane Eyre worked for me, because of Jane’s journey of becoming a self assured woman.  I actually liked the fact that she and Rochester were separated for awhile.  He had to get his shit together and Jane knew it.

5)  Wonder Woman (from the DC Universe):

Wonder Corgi not Wonder Woman, but close enough.

Wonder Corgi not Wonder Woman, but close enough.

Okay, so if you look into details about her origin story not the most feminist-a bigamist came up with the idea for her.  But Wonder Woman has evolved into one of the most powerful super heroes in the DC Universe.  Is the portrayal, perfect, no.  But she has become an iconic figure.  Quite frankly, I think a lot of women superheroes need to be portrayed better than what we got, still waiting for that Black Widow movie.  But Wonder Woman is iconic and I remember as a little girl being impressed that hey a girl can be just as powerful as Superman and on the same page as the Bat.  Runner up superhero/antihero I guess in her case goes to Catwoman, who I just adore.  However, given the fact that Wonder Woman is much more known, I’m giving Diana the spot.

4) President MacKenzie Allen (from Commander and Chief):

President Allen was portrayed by Geena Davis in a very short live ABC show about the first woman/independent president.  It was a wonderful thing to see, I really wish the show would’ve continued because Mac kicked ass.  But someone in programming f’d up the show when they put it on constant hiatus.  You can still watch the series on Hulu though, and I suggest you do.  Mac not only has to deal with being president, but with all the sexism that comes from being in US politics.  I sort of view it as a “What If” America didn’t have a fucked up electoral system and didn’t discount almost 4 million votes but…hey, I’m not bitter at all.

3) Celie (from Alice Walker’s The Color Purple):

The Color Purple is probably the most serious fictional work I’m putting on this list.  Again, I used this book as part of the essay I wrote in high school.  And this book pretty much touches on every single important issue out there that faces women and people of color.  The lead character,Celie, goes through so much in this novel.  If you haven’t.  Read it.  It’s a bit graphic, I remember reading it as a high school student and crying several times.  But it is so worth it.  In fact, IRL feminist HRC recently attended the broadway show.  If HRC thinks that this needs to be seen, it needs to be seen.

2) Suze Simon (from Meg Cabot’s The Mediator Series):

Another Meg Cabot character, and probably my favorite character (I think I’ve mentioned this already in lots and lots of posts) but Suze takes action and kicks ghost butt and is completely self reliant while wearing Kate Spade shoes.  She also makes mistakes, which she cleans up and then some which is another reason why Suze is on this list.  Best YA character ever.

1) Hermione Granger (from Hermione Granger  Harry Potter series by JK Rowling)

And bonus, she serves justice to bigots.

Okay, I know the book series might’ve been called Harry Potter, but can you imagine how much better the already fantastic series would’ve been had it been in Hermione’s POV.  She’s the only reason that Harry survived.  The one boneheaded move she made was getting together with Ron, but hey…no one is perfect.  But Hermione is pretty close.

Okay, I know I missed a whole bunch.  But these were the ten that immediately came into my head.  Feel free to add your own list in the comments.  And for all those who are marching, I am with you in spirit today.

Best Thing About the Book is the Fucking Cover: The Siren by Kiera Cass

Love is a risk worth taking.

Years ago, Kahlen was rescued from drowning by the Ocean. To repay her debt, she has served as a Siren ever since, using her voice to lure countless strangers to their deaths. Though a single word from Kahlen can kill, she can’t resist spending her days on land, watching ordinary people and longing for the day when she will be able to speak and laugh and live freely among them again.

Kahlen is resigned to finishing her sentence in solitude…until she meets Akinli. Handsome, caring, and kind, Akinli is everything Kahlen ever dreamed of. And though she can’t talk to him, they soon forge a connection neither of them can deny…and Kahlen doesn’t want to.

Falling in love with a human breaks all the Ocean’s rules, and if the Ocean discovers Kahlen’s feelings, she’ll be forced to leave Akinli for good. But for the first time in a lifetime of following the rules, Kahlen is determined to follow her heart.

Source: GoodReads

Kiera Cass really has a great cover designer and can come up with interesting concepts, I think those are the only two reasons I keep giving her chance after chance when she keeps giving me crap book after crap book.

The Siren was as shitty as the rest of her books were, so don’t get your hopes up.

Yeah, sorry to be the Debbie Downer here.  Though, I really don’t know if it’s being a Debbie Downer since I’m only speaking the truth.

The book sucked ass.

Some background information, the book was originally self published before Cass decided to torture the rest of us with The Selection-whatever it is now, originally trilogy now never ending books series.  When she conned sold so many people the Selection books Harper decided to pick it up a plaster a new cover on the heap of crap  revise the book so that it could be published traditionally.

The result.

It’s still shitty.

Honestly, the book reads very much like a Twilight fan fic would’ve read about eight or nine years ago.  Hell, some of the tropes are common.  From insta love, to beautiful paranormal creatures, to stupid boys who just need to be punched this book has it all.

I DNF’d it in 154 pages.

The main character, Kahlen bemoans about killing people decide making the concentrated choice to become a siren eighty years ago.

Look, I had no sympathy for bitch.  She knew what she was getting herself into and how can I feel sorry for someone who constantly puts people in peril and kills them.

Oh, yes, because she saw the error of her ways and fell in wuv…

Yeah, I know my eyes almost got stuck from all the eye rolling too.  I think what really got to me about this book, was that it could’ve been really cool if Cass went more into what the sirens could do rather than the fact that being a siren allows them to have lots and lots of pretty salt water dresses (don’t ask me how that works, but I’m guessing Cass was sort of inspired by Ariel’s Triton created dress at the end of The Little Mermaid).

As for the romance, that has made my eyes stuck in the back of my head.  It’s laughable and too instant lovey for me to care about.  Plus, the hero has one of those stupid unique name cliches-fact, he says the stupid name is unique.  I kept calling him Anklet in my head, though his real name is Akinli or something of the other.

The pacing is also off in this book and I really didn’t understand any of the world building save for the hundred years and the salt grass crap bits.

Overall, the book really didn’t work for me.  Perhaps, if you haven’t been overexposed to the world that was paranormal YA back in the late 2000’s this one might be okay for you, but for me blragh.

Overall Rating: DNF