Plenty of Painful Moments: Confessions of a High School Disaster by Emma Chastain

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In the tradition of Bridget Jones’s Diary, a lovably flawed high school student chronicles her life as she navigates the highs and lows of family, friendship, school, and love in a diary that sparkles with humor and warmth.

I’m Chloe Snow, and my life is kiiiiind of a disaster.

1. I’m a kissing virgin (so so so embarrassing).
2. My best friend, Hannah, is driving me insane.
3. I think I’m in love with Mac Brody, senior football star, whose girlfriend is so beautiful she doesn’t even need eyeliner.
4. My dad won’t stop asking me if I’m okay.
5. Oh, and my mom moved to Mexico to work on her novel. But it’s fine—she’ll be back soon. She said so.

Mom says the only thing sadder than remembering is forgetting, so I’m going to write down everything that happens to me in this diary. That way, even when I’m ninety, I’ll remember how awkward and horrible and exciting it is to be in high school

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This is a weird one to review.  The main character is slap worthy, but I think a lot of it has to do based on her age-she’s on the younger side of YA at 14/15 years old.

It’s not that I don’t mind YA books with younger protagonists (though, I generally avoid them because I can’t handle a younger protagonist’s usual severe immaturity) but in Chloe’s case what bothered me is that while she was so young, she got herself involved in some very adult situations.

I mean, maybe I’m showing my age but it’s not fun reading about a freshman getting severally wasted at a party.  Especially when said freshman urinates on herself.

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I know it happens, I’m not that naive…but since this is going to be a series I wish that the character might’ve been a little older before dealing with some of these situations.  I mean, in the Princess Diaries book Meg Cabot waited until book seven before having Mia drink a beer.

And to be honest, I probably would’ve been able to tolerate it better had Chloe been a bit more mature. But God was she dense.  So, so, dense.

If you’re not a fan of face palm moments in this book, you’ll want to avoid this one.  Chloe has so many shakeable moments its not even funny.  She makes Harriet Manners’s awkwardness look sophisticated that’s how bad it is.

True, a lot of the obviousness in this book might be overlooked by someone who’s in a similar situation to hers, but I couldn’t help but getting annoyed.

Still, despite many shakeable moments, I still enjoyed the book that’s an odd thing to say. I think one of the things I liked the best was the relationship Chloe had with her dad.  It’s nice to see a parent character in YA get fleshed out a bit and for that matter a dad character.  But as wonderful as Mr. Snow is, Mrs. Snow is just horrible and unrealistically bad in a lot of ways.  So, it sort of cancels out Mr. Snow’s greatness.  I hope what she did isn’t swept under the rug in the series subsequent installments.  Sometimes assholes like Mrs. Snow need to be treated like the assholes they are, parent or not.  I’m just saying.

The romance is squirm inducing too.  Though, I’m glad with the turn it took, it was unexpected for a YA book and it was sort of fitting.  Though, I honestly hated that everyone blamed Chloe for what happened.  The other party was just as guilty as she was, yet it seemed like he wasn’t blamed at all for what happened.  And her best friend, I’m sorry she slut slammed Chloe and didn’t deserve an apology.

It annoyed me and got me on a misogyny rant.  Yes, Chloe fucked up but I thought her friend acted shitty towards her especially given how she was treated by the rest of the school.  I mean, really bestie, you were right about that one party being hurt BUT while your bestie made mistakes she didn’t deserve to have urine thrown on her and be harassed, just saying.  Side notes, Chloe got covered with urine quite frequently throughout this book.

So as you’re probably seeing from my remarks, my feelings are mixed at best for this one.  I think I will likely continue with the series though.  The book was short and engaging and while I had issues with how Chloe was grossly immature and practically a baby but doing things that you’d expect to see with older more experienced protagonists, it was engaging enough.  If anything I’m willing to read the sequel just to see if my ship that involves Chloe’s dad and the drama teacher reunites (Yes, that was the best part of the book.  Sort of sad in hindsight).  Plus, I do see potential for Chloe maturing over the course of the series.

Overall Rating: I waiver between B- and C+ probably going to settle on the C+ though.

 

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